"Hurry up and fetch me my leg!"

There's not enough time for everything, and yet sometimes, there's nothing better to do than doing nothing. So just smile. That's all that really matters.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Something-something horse narrations.

I like cheez m8

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Brony who likes fan-fic reading/writing.

I write weird stuff.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...