Twilight is best pony. WHAT? What do you MEAN you don't agree?!? May Celestia banish you!

A complete doofus

Just your average jobless unicorn.

do not mistake peace for quiet

Just your average brony

A wonderbolt from Coltagan who's obsessed with blueberries and desserts with blueberries

Just some Beach Boys-loving idiot with a fascination of cartoon ponies, tokusatsu, and troping.

I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.