I am no one.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I work. I read. I work. I sleep. I work. I party. I work. I have sex. I work. I eat. I work. I lose my mind. I make no effort to find it and probably never will. Bananas.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

For Love and Justice.

Hiya everybody, I'm some gamer chick that reads a lot and is extremely inconsistent about when I sign on and off of this website, message me if you want a proofread of something and I'll do it maybe

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

Seriously, what's his deal?

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Slap on a party, pull up a hat and join the chair! It's fan-fiction time!

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

A groovy mystery, gang.

"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Work in progress.

Writer of fics large and small

Just a shadow.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Self sure in ability or supremely stupid.

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.