“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Leave a message at the beep.

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Leave your headcanons at the door.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Forget not that I am a derp.

I shall Butcher your dreams

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.