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A friendly neighborhood dragon who loves ponies; so crunchy!

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

We grow 'em big!

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

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The Low Budget Anthro version of Some_Leech. Now with 30% more Human trash!

Gaze within the Holocron, and see what stories it has to tell. For every fable is but a thread in the weave of tales.