Can I speak to the manager?

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

"When the dust has cleared, and victory denied; a summit too lofty, river a little too wide. If we keep our pride, though paradise is lost, we will pay the price, but we will not count the cost."

Rockin' that fedora like Cary Grant.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Author of mildly successful B-List featured stories, freelance editor, and man of many expensive hobbies.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

This guy? Feh!

College student working on improving his shtick.

I... Am... Guy that doesn't have enough time to write anymore... For now.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Anyone can use words. It's called talking. But writers arrange them in a way so that they take on a beauty in their form.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

loves tiaras.

Just your typical mediocre writer trying to make up for his lack of skill at the craft by producing shlocky unoriginal fanfiction!

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

I'm that one guy who wrote those things about that show.

Luna makes me do too much paperwork :(

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I write pony fiction and I love it! Tell me what you think and you never know, I may use it!

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

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There is beauty in the way of things.

I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

Retired, but I still check in.