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The Rarispy


I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

May
26th
2014

FIMFiction.net is about to receive a grim reminder... · 6:59pm May 26th, 2014

...that there is still at least one purely amateur writer on this site. And god damn, is he terrible with deadlines.

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May
10th
2014

I'm PROBABLY going to regret saying this, but... · 4:36pm May 10th, 2014

Keep an eye out over the next coming week.

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Apr
1st
2014

"The Sweetest Gem 2: Snugglectric Boogaloo" Teaser · 10:53pm Apr 1st, 2014

"Spike! Spike, where are you?"

Sweetie Belle shouted and shouted, but there was no answer from her beloved. The Everfree Forest seemed empty and dark, and Sweetie was getting desperate. She was running through the brush, ignoring all the strange sounds of the forest. The creepy owls, the growling alligators, the screeching flapjacks...

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Mar
15th
2014

"The Sweetest Gem" Fanfiction Readings · 9:38pm Mar 15th, 2014

I'm still working on my next fic, and I still don't want to give any perspective release date on it yet because as you guys probably know, I usually can't predict how much the demands of life get in the way of writing. I have two other non-MLP fics in the pipeline, and I am shooting to have all three released around the same time. So, all I can say right now is... hopefully sometime before the summer.

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Feb
3rd
2014

Equestria Daily: Is it worth it? · 11:59pm Feb 3rd, 2014

Hear me out here, because this is something I've been wrestling with for a while. As I've mentioned in the author's notes of said fic, I was originally aspiring to have The Sweetest Gem featured on Equestria Daily, back in 2011 when I was still operating solely on Fanfiction.net and DeviantART, and EQD hadn't put up their "no foalshipping" restriction yet. The reason that The Sweetest Gem is written so smoothly and professionally (substantially more so than The Gemmed Satyr

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Jan
18th
2014

Okay, you know what? Here, have a little sneak peek. · 9:40pm Jan 18th, 2014

“So, we meet at last… pink one."

“Huh? Ponies in black business suits?” Pinkie gasped. “You’re the Colts in Black! That must mean there’s an alien in our midst, right? Who is it? Who’s the alien in disguise? Is it Cherry Jubilee?” She gasped again. “Is it Twilight? Oh my gosh, Twilight, you’re an alien!?”

“What? No—”

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Jan
12th
2014

HEY, GUYS. LONG TIME NO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE · 7:02pm Jan 12th, 2014

Arbitrary "I'm not dead" post, go!





But yeah, that's basically why I'm making this post. A few people have been concerned about my inactivity and mainly curious about when my next fic will be.

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Dec
26th
2013

I ain't even mad. · 4:02am Dec 26th, 2013

No kidding, this seriously made me laugh more than anything.

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Nov
24th
2013

My thoughts on "Princess Twilight". · 9:17pm Nov 24th, 2013

Meh.

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Sep
8th
2013

GEEEEEMS! MY PRECIOUS... · 2:03am Sep 8th, 2013

So, I just realized I never really did a follow-up blog post to celebrate The Trotzamore Stratagem's completion.

If I'm going to do this, I might as well point out one other thing about this saga that I'm not sure how many of you picked up on this, but...

The Sweetest GEM
The GEMmed Satyr
The Trotzamore StrataGEM

Wah-hah!

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