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I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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If you woke up in Equestria as your pony, what's the first thing you would do?
Tabitha St. Germain: "I'd pop bubble wrap with my unicorn horn!"

Unfortunately, Derpy Hooves has a problem with that. Bubbles are serious business.

A collab with CapnLexCrunch, aka Rusty Poopy.
Now with an audio reading by The Living Library Player Society!


Also read: Don't Pop

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There once was a very large donkey named Eugene. He used to be a pirate, before his operation... which was challenging due to his vampire autism.

A short, silly, stupid story written for the sake of inclusion in a very exclusive group


Also read: Ghost Dusters

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Behind Celestia's graceful smile and kind eyes, secrets are hidden with a thousand years of practice. The whispered legends of her depravity hide a dark grain of truth, hidden in the mists of time: the clash with Nightmare Moon left her with scars that will never heal.


This was written before Season 4: it's in a Season 3 universe.
An eighth chapter, by Icebox Froggie, is on its way, and will be added to the story at some point.


Wonderful Cover Art By: PonySlayer, aka JonnySalami
Pre-Readers:
Mailbox Bomber (From Bronyville Forums)
Proofreaders:
Ininsaki (From Bronyville Forums)
Editors:
Craine
Sorren
The 11th Wonder


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This is a series of character vignettes I've written to help find the voices and behaviors of the characters I'll be using.
They're not connected to each other, nor to the big upcoming romance story they're in preparation for.
These are just little rough sketches I'm making in preparation for my masterpiece.

Still, some people might enjoy taking a look at them, I suppose, so I'm publishing them.
Enjoy what there is, and I hope to see you reading the final story this is all in preparation for: a commission for/collab with PonySlayer.
More will be added as I continue writing them.

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Scootaloo has a tough life, but every once in a while, she has a chance to shine.

Consider this an apology for the Scootabuse in One In A Million. It's time for a feel-good story about Scootaloo; a spiritual sequel if you will, though this story is in an entirely separate universe.

Proofreading by JohnPerry
Cover Image by mirapony

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A 'Human in Equestria' story, but reversed.
And by that, I do not mean 'a pony in the human world'.
A human is in Equestria Equestria is in a human!

A quick one-shot. Hopefully it will entertain you a little.
It could have been made longer and more involved, but there wouldn't be much point to that.

Chinese Translation by forgivenlove

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Pinkie gets very excited about patio furniture. A little too excited. Having a whole store full of it is going to push her to her limits. The story of Cadance and Twilight isn't the only interesting thing that happened that day.

A quick and fun one-shot, done on the spur of the moment. Enjoy!
Now with audio reading!

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In the deepest corners of the Everfree Forest, shapes move in the dark. Secrets are kept safe under ancient trees, and glowing green eyes herald the doom of anypony foolish enough to seek them out.

Roseluck has no interest in the secrets of the old forest's guardians. She only wants the vital ingredient for healing her sick friend, Lily. But when she and Daisy go in search of it, they find more than they bargained for. The treasures of the deep forest are not undefended, and a war is brewing under the shadows of the trees.

A story of adventure and discovery in a place where nopony has gone before.
Expect new chapters daily, until all five are published. 17,286 words, total.
'Teen' tag is for one brief scene of innuendo.

As always, I adore comments of all kinds, the more specific and prolific the better. Many thanks to my pre-reader: Seeker my editor: Benny, and my proofreader: Soge

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Princess Luna comes across the traveling show of a certain caped unicorn. Taken with the impressive displays of magic, she adopts Trixie as her new protege. She doesn't quite get what she expected, though.

Set between Boast Busters (S01E06) and Luna Eclipsed (S02E04). Trixie has been run out of Ponyville, but has not yet returned. Luna has yet to truly acclimate to the changes of the last thousand years.


Based on this story: The Great and Powerful First Flight

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After years of trying, Scootaloo finally discovers her special talent.
It's the worst thing that ever happened to her. She'll have to leave Rainbow Dash and all her friends behind as she's forced to go off and learn about her new talent... and then it gets worse.

The sequel, Choices Legacy, is now available.

As always, I adore getting comments about the story; the more specific and prolific the better -- negative comments included. Your comments help make my future stories better.
Featured on Equestria Daily.

Many thanks to my team. I couldn't have done it without them.
Pre-readers:
MailboxBomber
Kyaksa
tosety
IceBeerG

Dialog Consultants:
Jacob Ellinger
kidmurkury
markey58

Editors:
IRpony

Proofreaders:
OkemosBrony
Unimpressive Vagaries

Artwork:
Scootaloo Vector by MoongazePonies
Background and cutie mark by author
In-Chapter art by author

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