I'm terrible at naming stuff
'Ello stranger. Welcome to my little cave. Boy, do I have a story to tell you...
Spanish is my first language, and I have no real experience with English grammar. So I hope you understand and forgive my mistakes in translating my stories.
You've got the heart of a phoenix! Profile Art by Bevin Brand. Writing: The Ex Files.
Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.
Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.
Fighting for Truth, Justice, and the Equestrian way!
I don't write pony stories. I mainly write about humans or Equestria Girl stories.