"You think you have cornered Pinkie, but she has planned for an emergency! Pinkie deploys the liferaft!" Only posting completed oneshots.
Call me Cheese Sandwich, cause I'm here to make you laugh!
"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π
I am but a simple merchant that hides in plain sight, and yet I protect those who shall never know or see me. I now fight to fix my wrongdoings with the two friends I cherish most off all..
6 Months after the series finale was a hell of a time to start writing fanfics
I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.
Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!