I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family