I do be writing. You do be reading

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.