A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Broseph Pony here! I'm not really a writer but I do love a good story.
"If you want to get better at anything, you have to be able to enjoy being bad at it." (PFP by @renawoods.bsky.social)
A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.
CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.
I would be panicking if I was on a sinking boat, Sweetie's got the right idea. Being here is probably a misclick, but feel free to stay a while!
"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not." -Vaclav Havel
Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.
Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
A reader and writer, but mostly a reader. I enjoy writing, shipping, and long walks on the beach.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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