Have you ever heard about the theory about how subatomic particles can pop into existence at random? Well, replace subatomic particles with updates and you have my writing style in a nutshell.

I write weird stuff.

Yes! I know that I have the transparent background on my profile pic, too lazy to change it, lol

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

I commit tax fraud.

Laid back prairie rat.

Just someone who likes writing stories! Now shoo read my stories instead of stalking my bio! ;)

Fledgling My Little Pony Fan

A man with a love of history, ponies, and stories about said ponies. No commissions please, I wrote solely for fun.

Hello there, the name is Peter and welcome to this story or not welcome. It doesn't really matter each way but I need likes and constructive criticism.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Dank memer, writer of bad fanfics, master of not having any recollection of what the word consistency means and obscure fandoms. criticize me! :P

All people are identical differently

Been a fan forever, finally made an account

Hi everyone, I'm a Latino who can't speak English, so excuse me if I don't understand what I'm talking about (I use Google translate)

My Name translates into Sapling River, so don't be surprise what my OC's name is ;) https://www.patreon.com/netapel/

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I write stuff occasionally

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Uh.... Am I supposed to put something meaningful here?

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

Just another casual writer, casually reading and casually writing.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

"More content soon™" -said before disappearing for months

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I'm lazy

Average Nobody

Yes, I changed my username cause I think its cool.

Just a guy who likes writing | Now accepting Blender requests

''I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words; I scatter them in time and space … a message to lead myself here.''-Rose. The new profile pic is by RiverMoon

Readers are Oscar Mike

Fluttershy is love, Fluttershy is life.

I'm 'Roarin' Out to Go!

Ooooh! Butunz!

Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!