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I have no idea what I'm doing

Really, don't have much to say, I'm not a professional far from, I just like writing and the MLP universe is a good place to base stories around

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

"More content soon™" -said before disappearing for months

Just a casual reader and occasional writer. I know I make mistakes and I'll try my best to prevent them, but I write mostly to relax or just pass the time. Also English isn't my native language.

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

"What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also." -Julius Caesar. TCP Discord is available. Please send a DM!

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Random guy with too many ideas

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

A writer of stories grounded in reality and with the goal of creating a larger and more vibrant Equestrian World! I write sagas not short stories.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

The one German who is lazy for real.

God, I need a drink.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Are you a Rebel?

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Too much to write; too little time

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

God, I'm so sorry.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

(No longer active) I'm more active on Youtube and Discord.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Mostly harmless.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Another one bites the dust.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

A fellow traveler...