time is a crime

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

Just a guy with too much time on his hands and a story to tell.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

I'm not a professional writer, I'm just someone writing fics for fun and nothing more.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I'm a Canadian gal who loves to write. :D

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)

I enjoy reading and writing cute ponies. If my works brighten up your day, even better.

Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

I like to write and I love MLP: FIM. I'm from the US and I appreciate feedback always!