Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

Speak German to me

I do arcs. Big ones that seem to never end, and make you sad when they do. Never ask me for a one shot. Ever. It wont work. Promise.

I'd tell you a joke about the Golden Wrench, but you'll never get it.

Brony, furry, and raging bisexual. Nice to meet y'all!

Healing slowly..... And there might be times I show my real face

i have cancer

Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Not Really Around Anymore

I have one pet peeve. Dead Storys.

easily bored

I mostly just read fanfiction. Occasionally I write my own horse words. They're decent enough.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

l like to read fanfic (youdontsay.jpg) i wanna try to write but i dont know...

I'm just somepony who wants to finish a story. I hope you enjoy the ride along with me!

I stand at the edge of the forest, a quiet spectator to all that occurs below.

I have loved learning about My Little Pony since the begining when it was first called My Pretty Pony in 1981. And then watching it. I have not written any fan stories but I enjoy reading very much.

Boo

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

*cough*"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"*cough*

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

KFP-Empleado.