SJW Attack Survival Guide

It do be like that sometimes

Lewdy

Just a normal pony that wears boxes as hats

Some guy who likes to read stories about ponies on the internet.

I'm just a guy trying to learn the craft of storytelling through daily practice. Unfortunately, I can't seem to do anything "normal", so I'm writing porn.

Life is like a spitroast chicken

Mostly here to read stories and lurk, might post a story here every now and then.

its borger time :)

i love mlp

Science, fiction, technology, anime, politics, entertainment, current events. And sometimes ... Pony.

princess celestia devotee + dislestia aint bad (i promise)

I've been a brony for 11 years since January 19th, 2013. Chip 'N Dale fan for 2 years, as well as a furry for 12 years. Male pronouns. Not taking any story requests at all.

Who is this joe person and why do they know my mom?

I don't speak English I speak Spanish

I am the king of nothing

I am superior in every possible aspect... including (but not limited to) begin stupid

Martial Arts Enjoyer