Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)

An alternate account for KnightMysterio, containing almost all his adult-related pony works.

*This space currently for rent*

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

One day I will return.       / The ending has loopholes. Use them. Make an even brighter future.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Is that a terrorist?!?

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

In search of the perfect riff

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I actually am a scientist!

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!