C'mon, Scootafail, Theobservantpilgrim, this is your time to shine!!!

So, my GF really likes bad jokes. Nothing sexual or offensive. Puns encouraged. If I find your jokes sufficient, I'll tell you all about her.

I just stole again. After a good three years of going clean I just stole something else. It wouldn't be as bad if I just did it because I needed the money or something. I just do it for the thrill. For the rush of adrenaline. Even when I don't get the rush, I still feel... Superbly entertained. It just gets TOO easy at times. I... Almost feel gifted with how good I am at stealing. I'm quiet, rational, quick to react, always prepared with a reason, or excuse, I always have everything

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The school-place I go to is doing a thing where you dress up as a historical figure or character and say a monologue from them every once in a while. Any ideas? I'm looking for something from someone REALLY hardcore, or something really deep.

My backup is Dirty Harry. My current idea is a monologue from Sword Art Online, but THE INTERNET HAS FAILED ME. It only gave me, like, two lines when I asked for a monologue!

Thing to keep in mind, I can't do female monologues.

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Life's a bitch, any ideas of how to get my mind off that? I must warn you, most suggestions involving the internet will be shot down... Don't let that discourage you, though!

Wanna be a editor/proof-reader/pre-reader/person-who-wants-to-read-my-story-early?

I JUST HAD ANOTHER IDEA FOR A FIC!!!
Cadence, and Twilight's family are the only straight people in all of Equestria.
Twilight doesn't know this.
She finds out.

I'm thinking of writing a self-insert mary sue Hie story that involves me "Shoving my luscious cock up Scootaloo's ass vagina".

Should I go through with it? It's going to be as badly written as possible.

I'm going to start a website dedicated to making people look more impressive.
My plan? Decent length summaries of shows/books/movies/games/etc. to make it so that you can either:
A.) Participate in a conversation about it.
Or...
B.) Add really interesting fun facts to the conversation and dodge suspicion on whether you've read/seen/played it.
Eventually, it'll look like you know everything about everything.
There will be four or more versions:

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What is your fetish?

So... Yeah.
I don't expect to finish it.
I don't expect it to good.
I don't expect it to be easy.
But...

...Go team?