I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

This is fiction. But it is based...

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

A fellow traveler...

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

What the blinking crikey was that?!

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

*This space currently for rent*

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

I type stories using my hands

I write things.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

I really need an actual a better avatar.

O.F.P.