Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I'm a guy who writes amateur fanfiction about colorful ponies. It sucks. I'm constantly rewriting things because I know they suck, and I try to make them not suck. I'm thirteen; give me a break.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Plain and simple Brony. (Loves Ding Dongs. (The chocolate kind(Not the weiner kind (Unless I'm in a good mood.))))

Spiral really has no idea what they're doing and they hope you like what you're reading.

Two Authors with one goal to combine two stories to produce a story worthy of the gods. Nah just fucking with you, we just want to try a crossover fic.

I'm a relatively mentally stable person with a penchant for high drama stories with attempts at high action pieces justaposed with some comedy, meaning that I like action, a good story and out of spa-

Why are you reading this?

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

I read too much greentext when I was new. This is what happened.

What's my age again?

-Comin' back on the rebound!- I'm the guy who specialises in Spike stories.

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Living with LUS.

Hysterical. Glacial.

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

It's five o'clock somewhere! And everywhere. All at once. Forever.

I try to write time to time, forgive me for long update times!