I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I usually don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dragon's Milk. || Soon™

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

An aspiring novelist, music student, and occasional artist. Also occasionally a grey pone.

irresistible

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

8000 soldiers!

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

I like ponies.

"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

time is a crime

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

no

Tired, But Trying (Taking Hope In G5)

Defining "unneccessary" for a decade.

space is a waste

I like to write the stories, they're so good they make the heart want to sing.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Yep.