"...Wow.. that was fantastic.. no really.. barely anything all summer? And now your going back to life? Since when did you have a life?"

Look, I'm not excited about either Pyre.. but I have to..

"And what happened to working on your little thing on me? You get bored of me?"

No Pyre.. just had a brain fart stuck.

"Because that makes complete sense... and speaking of senseless noise...""

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Yep. My Birthday! Woo!!

"WOOHOO!!! PARTY!!"

" ...you will get this hat off of my head... now."

Now Pyre.. it's my birthday.

"....fine..."

"Heeheeheehee!!"

Now.. to celebrate this occasion... with some moments from shows I can't live without.

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"And now back to our program."

Thanks Fruit... and thanks with help with Pyre...

"Heeheehee!"

"..........I hate the both of you.."

And I love you too.. anyway, back to the EGirls topic.... I've decided to give the Fruit story a second shot...

"WHAT?!?! NO! NO! NO!!!"

"Oh, cool... wait.. do I still have to wear those... clothes?"

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I thought it was pretty good.

"That's all you have to say about this.. thing?"

Um.. yes?

"................"

Pyre... what are you.. crap.. AHHHHHHHHHH

"GET BACK HERE!!!"

"Hehe.. well, there you have it, tune in next time!"

Well.... erm...

I'm just going to spit this out... I think I'm gonna cancel Fruit's human story. Reasons being that I feel unable to write this kind of story, and that my imagination wants to make it more complicated than it needs to be...

But do not fret my children... Fruit will have a new story all her own.. and many tales of great adventure await... where Fruit will claim the throne, and build her kingdom..

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And DONE!! I have finished my reworking of Equestria's Pyre!

"Well... he's still spazzing.. judging from the title..."

"Hehehe..."

"Any reason for your dumb grin?"

"Maaaaaaybe....."

".........................."

Hehehe.. well.. While those two get changed.. I'll just tell you all that I'm halfway done reworking Pyre, and will update when it's finished.

"......What's up with the title?"

"I think Bludge is going crazy..."

"Only now?"

....I've been crazy since I started this account...

"So.. care to explain?"

Hehehehe... Equestr-

"I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!"

"....Should I be concerned?"

Hehe.. no.. It's just Fruit...

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I'm going back and rework Equestria's Pyre sometime soon, making the story more effective and more well-worded, especially since it was my first story... this is very much needed...

Hiya guys, I have a huge favor for any artists who follow my blog (Unlikely). You see, Shellsong has a cutie mark... the problem? I can't draw it. That's why I'm asking all of you guys. PM if you're interested.