I like to make fun of poor people.

I forget what I wish to remember and remember what I wish to forget.

I'm back from the dead.

I'm pretty uninteresting. I also can't write or draw, but I do both anyway.

Heehee~

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

I just recently started to write stories directly towards the FiM actively, though I have been writing for years, publishing numerous stories at Mibba and the eventual pony story, as far as to the MLP

[Insert 'doing a 180 on my life after MLP' story here]

Hi! Name's Jackie! I love to write! Not very good at it, but that's what practice is for. I love romance, slice-of-life and comedy fics.Thanks for sticking with it!

I'll slay you with cuteness!

I've been writing online for thirty years. One of these days I might actually get good at it.

In the rays of the sun I am longing for the darkness

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Not a changeling.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Deep into that dorkness peering...

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80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Im 17, and I play, Terraria, Team Fortress 2, and Battlefield.

friEndship=MagiC²

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

(Previously known as Lunar Night) On a quest to read 10,000 pony stories from this website. Current total as of April 5,2020 is 7,202 stories.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

...

Herp derp

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

Sometimes I spit out words. But not nearly as often or as well formed as I would like. Such is life.