I was born in a place called Cockermouth. That's all you need to know.
An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)
My name is Ryu Nintendo and I know all the cheat codes.
I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.
I am a fan of MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. I have written FANFICTION about MAGICAL MINIATURE HORSES. I should really RE-EXAMINE MY PRIORITIES IN LIFE.