It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

Someone who spends too much time playing games and not doing sht.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I write like once a year.

I read and write in an attempt to figure out which questions and beliefs our little microcosm of a community holds. My verdict? I'm not saying.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Shut up. Just write.

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

[shitposting loudly]

Think Freely my Friends!

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

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CAUTION: User is British, and thus may use British spellings. Expect an 'S' where you'd normally find a 'Z' and the letter 'U' in places you never thought you'd see it. You have been warned. :P

American princess, former genius, pop icon, satirist, food critic, feminist, great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of a convicted witch, and the occasional aesthete. B) wbu

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!