Hello, random viewer, and welcome to my page on FiMFiction! My name is Cage Black, and this is my bio!

Now, anypony who has seen my journal entries, has most likely seen my Journal Entry #1. Well, I am about to redo that, in a post that will be available for ALL to see on my homepage!

Appearance

Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Brown
Preferred eye color: Green
Preferred hair color: Naturally black, but I might dye it a rainbow.
Gender: Male

Random Things About Personal Life

Sexuality: Bisexual (though I prefer females)
Marital status: Single. Been single for 20 years now!
Age: 20
I also have zero friends. I am fucking lonely. (And no, people that I only know online do NOT count!)
BTW, I may be single, and I may be lonely, but I am not looking for my special somepony. And probably never will, for a multitude of reasons.
Birthday: November 16th
Personality Type: INFJ-T

Some Preferences of Mine

Favorite Music Artist: NateWantsToBattle (previously Three Days Grace)
Favorite Song: Nightmare by NateWantsToBattle
Second Favorite Song: Let It Rain by Sunset Shimmer (NOT ON SPOTIFY?!)
Favorite Album: Tough one. Probably RE:MAKE's Elements album.
Favorite Show: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Second Favorite Show: Gravity Falls
Favorite Video Game: Undertale (I still have yet to check out Deltarune)
Second Favorite Video Game: Five Nights at Freddy's (Security Breach is alright. Roxy is now my favorite FNaF character. But damn, that game was too rushed, Vanny's character arc was disappointing, and the fandom is turning into a hot mess. I don't know if Gregory is a robot or not, but I'm starting to not care. Hopefully the franchise can pick back up.)
Favorite Food: Does chocolate count? I think it does.

Neeeeeeerd!

Some Great TV Shows Other Than the Ones I Have Mentioned Above:

Teen Titans|iCarly|Family Guy|Wednesday|Futurama|Rick & Morty|Sonic X|Impractical Jokers|We Bare Bears|Avatar: The Last Airbender|Rabbids Invasion|Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Looney Tunes (30's-90's)|The Looney Tunes Show|South Park|The Amazing World of Gumball|The Big Bang Theory|Scooby-Doo!|American Dad!|The Simpsons|Murder Drones|Stranger Things|Robot and Monster|The Amazing Digital Circus|The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids' TV|The Suite Life on Deck

Some Shows That Are On My "To Watch" Check List:

Steven Universe|Hazbin Hotel|The Owl House|Star vs The Forces of Evil|Drake and Josh|The Legend of Korra|iCarly (revival)|Monster High|Titans|Regular Show|Sword Art Online|Happy Tree Friends|Adventure Time|Loki|Death Note|Danny Phantom|Little Demon|Batman: The Animated Series|Batman Beyond|Sonic Underground|Invader Zim|Gotham|Young Justice|Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Robot Chicken|Samurai Jack|Demon Slayer|RWBY|The Batman|Lucifer|My Hero Academia|Seven Deadly Sins|Two and a Half Men|Wanda Vision|Flash|Courage the Cowardly Dog|Arrow|Gotham Knights|High School DxD|Batman the Brave and the Bold|Supernatural|Assassination Classroom|The White Lotus|American Horror Story|True Blood|Unicorn: Warriors Eternal|The Watchful Eye|Dragon Ball|Naruto|The Devil Is a Part-Timer!|Bojack Horseman|Breaking Bad|Archer|One Piece|Akame ga Kill!|YOLO Silver Destiny|Harley Quinn|Fleishman Is In Trouble|Jujutsu Kaisen|Haikyu!!|Ted

Video Games I Think Are Cool Other Than the Ones Aforementioned:

Portal Franchise|Doki Doki Literature Club|MarioKart|Sonic the Hedgehog Franchise|Super Smash Bros.|Super Mario Bros. Franchise|Arkham Trilogy|The Legend of Zelda Franchise|LEGO Batman|Bendy and the Ink Machine|Agar.io|Angry Birds Franchise|Wii Sports|LEGO Marvel Superheroes|Cookie Clicker|Slender Franchise|Goat Simulator|Pokemon|Silent Hill|LEGO Marvel Avengers|Exit 8|Limbo|Akinator|Untitled Goose Game|Skyrim|Resident Evil|I Am Bread|Unfair Mario|Anna|Gotham Knights|Let's Find Larry!|Snake

Video Games on My To Check Out List:

Binding of Isaac|LEGO DC Supervillains|Cult of the Lamb|Cuphead|Hollow Knight|Deltarune|Fallout Franchise|Final Fantasy Franchise|Bayonetta|(I'm not sure if Petscop counts)|Hades|Mario: The Music Box (fan game)|Halo Franchise|Half-Life Series|Injustice|Cooking Companions|Fire Emblem Series|Callisto Protocol|KinitoPET|Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League|Overwatch|Metal Gear Solid Franchise|Borderlands|Poppy Playtime

Books!:

Percy Jackson Series|The Silver Eyes Trilogy|Vampire Academy Series|Bloodlines Series|Harry Potter Series|Heroes of Olympus Series|Divergent Series|Gravity Falls Journal 3|Cut|Throne of Glass Series|Twilight Saga|Hyperbole and a Half/Solutions and Other Problems|Goosebumps|Archie Sonic Comics|Anna Dressed In Blood|Choose Your Own Adventure|Give Yourself Goosebumps

Books on my To Check Out List:

Trials of Apollo|My Little Pony G4 Comics|Fallout Equestria|Mortal Engines Quartet|Fan Mail|Haunting of Sunshine Girl|The Frith Chronicles|Fazbear Frights Series|The Book of Bill|MLP FiM Elements of Harmony Official Guidebook|Coraline|Tales of the PizzaPlex Series|Written in Red|Edgar Allan Poe poems|Carve the Mark|Beautiful Creatures Series|Batman Comics|Something Dark and Holy Trilogy|Night World Series|MLP: The Ultimate Guidebook|Tributaries|His Dark Materials Series|Harley Quinn Comics|I Am Number Four Series|Daring Do|The Witch's Rebels Series|Bendy The Lost Ones|I'm Glad My Mom Died|The Journal of Friendship|The Infernal Devices Series|Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Logbook|Scott Pilgrim vs. The World|The Mortal Instruments Series|The Illusion of Living (BATIM)|My Little Brony: An Unofficial Novel about Finding the Magic of Friendship

BDSM. Consensual, of course. (I would be the submissive one.)
I strongly prefer females, but if the guy is good looking enough in my book, I won't turn down a good cock in my mouth.
Ooh, or a woman that's born with a penis. (They exist!)
Choking. Me being choked, that is.
I'm a virgin, but I would like to think I would be into whips, being spanked, and being chained down and ball-gagged, or hand-cuffed to a chair.
Even though I would be submissive, and I wouldn't mind calling a dominant partner "master" or "mistress', I do NOT want to be called a slave. Dog, maybe. But not slave. I absolutely despise slavery of any kind. Now of course, if there is a consenting BDSM relationship out there where the submissive one likes being called slave, I'm not here to judge. Just my opinion.
I probably wouldn't mind being slapped.
Philias: Honestly, I think I'm starting to like somnophilia. Consensual, of course.
Fictophilia. IT FUCKING KILLS ME! That I am attracted to so many fictional characters, and they aren't real!
My biggest crushes: Harley Quinn, Black Widow, Catwoman, Spider-Man, Mary Jane, Princess Elsa, Mettaton EX. But my wife (I personally find 'waifu' sounds cringy) is Twilight Sparkle.
I guess now is a good time to say that I clop. I have VERY mixed feelings about this, because I do not support bestiality. And I recognize that clopping is fucking weird. But, I like it. Granted, Twilight is more of a romantic relationship than a sexual one, but...
I've also thought about Cadance, Luna, Shining Armor, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity.
The way I cope with clopping? Easy. Very strict moral: ONE or the OTHER. Not one AND the other. Either we're both ponies, or we're both humans. Simple as that. (Note: I've also thought about Sunset, and all three Dazzlings, but considering I've only thought of their human forms, I disregard.
As far as furries go, I support them. As long as they aren't doing anything they shouldn't, and they aren't hurting anyone, you do you. However, I will say this: Humanoid animals are HOT. Especially foxes and bunnies!
Vampires. I would love to have sex with a vampire. (I also would love to be bitten.)
I have masturbated to music. NOT THE MUSIC ON 907.7 THE CAGE. That would be fucking DISGUSTING. No, I have a SEPARATE playlist, with a few specific artists, those being SNOW WIFE, bludnymph, and Lose2Liliana.
FOODS: Chocolate. Chocolate syrup. Bananas. Whipped cream. Strawberries. Cherries.

I should mention that despite ALL of this, I... don't watch porn. Nor do I read a whole lot of clopfics. For one reason: It's not always realistic, and it doesn't always go in a healthy, consensual way. I would rather write my own stories, or read a romance novel. Occasionally, I will skim through a clopfic, but most of the time end up either disgusted or unsatisfied. I think there's only one I really liked: Sunnyside Up. TittySparkles, if you're out there, shout out! It was consensual, and descriptive. It also showed two humans, instead of a human and a pony. It's good. I did not favorite it, though. For some reason, I don't want clopfics in my section of FiMFiction. Anyways, those are the kinks and fetishes.

My favorite words are fuck and faggot. Yes, I understand that last one is derogatory. I still find it hilarious. Moving on.

Things I dislike:

Pedophilia.
Rape.
Racism.
Homophobia. (But I do understand it, somewhat. After all, the word itself doesn't necessarily mean HATE. It means FEAR.)
Sexism.
Bestiality.
War.
Unnecessary violence.
Myself. (I guess more of I don't TRUST myself)
Depression. Granted, it's way better than it was a few years ago.
My past.
Incest.
Dolores Umbridge.
G3.
Creeps on the Internet. And you know the kind of creep I'm referring to. Fucking groomers.
Skibidi Toilet.
The UTTP.
Limp Bizkit.
Some members of the Frozen fandom. Specifically the shippers. Elsa and Ana are SISTERS, people! (Yes, there are other fandoms where this is a problem, but.... Frozen is.... up there with that problem).
Dan "get in the van" Schneider.
The majority of The Loud House fandom.
ToonKriticY2K.

Coping Mechanisms:

Music. Aside from the music mentioned in the kink/fetish area. THOSE ARE DISTANCED WITH A 10 FEET POLE.
Hugs.
Animals.
My comfort characters (Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer).
Watching MLP: FiM.
Chatting with a friend (or really close acquaintance).

Phobias:

Autophobia (fear of self)
Enochlophobia (fear of large crowds)

Likes:

Other than the ones mentioned above?
Sleeping.
Showering.
Dark humor (which includes racist and homophobic humor, as well. Sorry!)

YouTube Channels:

The Game Theorists|joshscorcher/FOB Equestria|The Food Theorists|DEATH BATTLE!|LittleshyFiM|Markiplier|PeanutButterGamer/Peebs|FootofaFerret|Quinton Reviews|Kwite|The Film Theorists|ILoveKimPossibleALot|Lightning Bliss|Turkey Tom/TomDark/TomIRL|penguinz0|Star Strike|Vailskibum|Golden Fox Pictures|Spaceman Scott|Stormister|Jordan Persegati|WatchMojo.com|WatchPony|MsMojo|Izzzyzzz|GatorGoatJohnny|QuantumHippologist|Applegeek|FoxAkimbo|MLP-Silver-Quill|GTLive|TheLostNarrator|StormXF3|Studio Cinemagic|banquo0|Tridashie|davee MLP|Piemations|CinemaSins|JablinskiGames|The Punk Rock MBA|CinemaWins|Cxcd|LS Mark|Mullet Mike|Blurain|Eff Minus|DWK/Absolute Unit|The Style Theorists|Broniest React|Vannamelon|DRWolf001|Ashley's Pony Stable|StarlyCookie|Darzii|My Little Pony Official|AubergineDegenerate

Favorite number: 1443

Religion: Somewhere between agnostic and none at all. I don't question His/Her/Their existence enough to be full on agnostic, but I also don't downright deny it either, so I'm not really fully atheist.

Politics: No. Only good thing is the memes.

Podcasts:
-Distractible
-Friendship is Content
-Out of Our Manes
-Does Impractical Jokers: Dinner Part count?

My Playlists:

907.7 The Cage (My main playlist)
Emotions #1: Sad (Songs I listen to for coping)
NSFW: Emotions #2: Horny
Halloween Playlist (My Halloween Songs)
Christmas Playlist (My Christmas Songs)
Classic Cage Tracks (The oldies for me)
Emotions #4: Broken (Songs I like when I am at my lowest)

My Favorite Story exclusive to FiMFiction (So far):
What They Expect to Give

[Adult story embed hidden]

(There are too many things GREAT about this story; I don't think I can even list them all.)

My Favorite Albums:

(In no particular order, but my favorite is first:)
-RE:MAKE- Elements
-Three Days Grace- Explosions
-Three Days Grace- One-X
-Three Days Grace- Human
-NateWantsToBattle- Five Nights at Freddy's (Ultimate Collection)
-NateWantsToBattle- Scrap Heap
-NateWantsToBattle- Paid in Exposure
-NateWantsToBattle- Mangled
-4everfreebrony- The Stargazer's Lens
-4everfreebrony- The Dreamer's Door
-4everfreebrony- The Highest Tower
-Seether- Poison The Parish
-Jennette McCurdy- So Close
-Jennette McCurdy- Jennette McCurdy

And now you know who the fuck is Cage Black!

Three more things:
Best pony: Sunset Shimmer
Best Mane Six: Twilight Sparkle
Best background pony: DJ PON-3

Rainbow Factory (AuroraDawn)
Debt to Society (mushroompone)
Something Sweet to Bite (Knackerman)
An Apple Sleep Experiment (Magpiepony)
What They Expect to Give (Nines)
We Can't All Be Friends (Awesomo3000)
Of Cupcakes and Rainbows (Cyron757)
Dawn or Yawn? (Awesomo3000)
Reformed Without Consent (RainbowBob)
You'll Need This (Awesomo3000)
Diary of a Silent Tyrant (xjuggernaughtx)
Butterflies (adcoon)
Rocket to Insanity (Immolation)
Discord Underground Talk Radio (Ironskull)
Clop Clop! (ThatOneWriter)
The Friendship Test (Magpiepony)
Discord meets Discord and Discord (Fizzy Orange)
What Are You (Awesomo3000)
I'M TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! (Awesomo3000)
Villains on the Road (Tailbiter231)
Joe Biden's Secret Weapon (Buck Swisher)
Lil Miss Rarity (Lil Miss Jay)
the Equestria dialouges (Paradise Oasis)

Haven't Read:

The Never-Was and Wouldn't-Be
A Twilight Sparkle Story
Night Boat to Somnambula
Slipping Through My Hooves
Rinse and Repeat
Rise and Fall of Dark Rise: Toe Origin of the Headless Horse
Stolen Childhood
Not a Prank