I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.
Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.
Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.
Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.