I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.
Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.
Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!
Selling out has never felt so dirty.
A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!
Don't let people stop you from using creativity. Some may be bad, some may be dreadful, but that's the thing with creativity. You create ways to make it even better. That's the creative truth.
Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
Mainly focused on Fluttershy; however, that doesn't mean I won't try someone else.
"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem