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Admiral Biscuit


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1. Trixie visits England, Briefly: A mispronounced word by a showmare lands her in rural England, during a traditional English sporting event.

2. Everypony is Drunk and Speaking Russian for some Reason: A gift to Rainbow from a foreign pegasus turns out to have an unanticipated side effect when consumed.

3. Fluttersaurus Rex: She just wants a hug.

4. The Tragic End of Maregellen: Never trust a globe that was a gift from Chancellor Puddinghead.

Reading by AShadowOfCygnus

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'Spuds' Terkel is the voice of the common pony. Tired after a long weekend in Manehattan, he's only looking forward to the train ride back home . . . until he takes notice of who's pulling his cab. A chance meeting provides him with another interview into the life of a common pony.

Now with a reading by AShadowOfCygnus

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You never expected your wish to go to Equestria to mostly come true, and you never expected to meet Flash Sentry, and you never realized just how little documentation you need to rent a woodchipper.

This will end well.
With an audio reading by ShadowOfCygnus
Mild gore, second person, sex tag for innuendo

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This story is a sequel to A Sleeping Rose


It's been a week since Sam spent the night at Rose's house, and the two have grown closer. Rose helped plant flowerbeds all around the house, but a surprise visit to check on the flowers on laundry day puts a slight strain on their budding friendship. Now Sam's forced to make some choices she's not quite ready for.

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The time comes in every newly-ascended Princess' life when she needs to date a pony or something more becoming of her stature. What could be more appropriate than a centaur?


Audio reading by AShadowOfCygnus

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This story is a sequel to Drive


A night of driving in the fog turns into an unbelievable adventure when Al accidentally crashes his Jeep in a foreign world. Hoping to thumb a ride by the side of the road, he's shocked when a trucker pulls over to offer him a lift . . . but she's a pony.


Reading by AShadowOfCygnus

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Sassaflash and Tiger Lily don't have a permanent jobs or a stationary home, but instead drift in their small cloudhome all over Equestria, living off the land like the carefree nomadic pegasi of old.

With a reading by AShadowOf Cygnus

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An innocent game of frisbee-toss goes wrong when Silver Spoon's pet Buddy breaks his leg and has to be taken to the vet.

With a reading by AShadowOfCygnus

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Down a well-traveled side street off the lower Las Pegasus market, stands a proud building with a dignified brass plaque on the door that simply says "The Sex Shop." Everypony's heard rumors of what's inside.

Trigger warning: Not a clopfic


Audio reading by AShadowOfCygnus

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After ponies make peaceful first contact with humanity, President Dick Cheney retaliates by declaring war on Equestria and attempting to overthrow Princess Celestia's tyrannical reign with the finest American military equipment that can be shoved through the small portal into Equestria.

Things don't go as well as planned.


Now with a reading by AShadowOfCygnus!

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