my penis does not wrok fmy. dick is ghighly dunitellgigable. oease helpm de tehe rats TJE RATTTS IT SSTHHURSTS. HHHHHHEL

yo
yo
im about to drop this sick beat like hiroshima
this beat gets bitches wet like showers in Dachau
I rip massive pussy like skin off dogs
The velcro that keeps them together is stringy
like a quartet of abandoned children
no arms
no legs
beating drums with their legs
the sea shanty wants his share
he will tear
and castrate at the rate of delegates
oh god im having a stroke
help me
please
half of my penis does not function
it comes to an erection junction

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The mosquito stops sucking when I slap it.

oh wait this isn't google

seriously i just entered my browser and this site just popped up. I forgot about it... lel

I only really stick around because of random shit that happens

Next time on DD's adventure in fimfiction, DD hopes to get himself banned in hopes of freeing himself from this place known as hell itself.
Dunsparce has sexy fun time with FlanChan and then super hardcore bang time.

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THIS IT LUIGI

i hate him