I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

So, what to say here?

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Too much to write; too little time

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

After seeing huge bursts of power from one universe a Q decides to investigate

I write stories, but that's when I make the effort and I'm NOT writing a secret story.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?

Deep into that dorkness peering...

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Mostly harmless.

(Insert witty comment here)

I read it for the Plot.

Who let the dogs out?

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A guy that used to have a lot of time on his hands, but not too much anymore.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Been writing since high school. It's rare for a fandom to inspire fiction in me, and MLP:FiM has done so. So, here I am.

Fan fix writer reader and editor

I'm an aspiring writer, with far too many ideas for my own good. I write pony fictions for fun, and if others enjoy them, then that's all I could ask for.