A little birdie told me.

Senior Huevos fan (They/Them) Patreon/Ko-Fi

A man with more ambition than he will ever have time.

This is fiction. But it is based...

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Hardcore animation enthusiast chilling away in this dimension and unbothered by his non-corporeal form. Also likes pastel cartoon ponies. They do that to people. And ghosts.

Vast, Immortal Suns.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

Short for Lord Regulus. I hope you will enjoy what my brain comes up with. You can throw money at me here: Ko-fi

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

A misplaced loremaster of Arda.

I mainly write Equestria At War fics, but other things too. If you have story ideas or requests, just send me a message.

Poet, Tradition artist and Pharmacist. Brony lady from Greece.

New Englander. Avid reader, occasional writer.

I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

'We're often silent. We don't yell and we don't complain. We're patient, as always. Because we don't have the words yet. We're afraid to talk about it. We don't know how.' -Svetlana Alexievich

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

I have no idea what I'm doing.

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Greetings, I do fanfiction reviews on my YouTube channel. Here's the link. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNK9gN2LzWpCek5pPHcV24w Check it out if you want.

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

E-mail: dave@catspawdtp.com • Discord/Bluesky: catspawdtp • DeviantArt/Ko-fi: CatspawDTP • Telegram/FurAffinity/FurryMUCK/Tapestries: Tom_Clowder • Mastodon: @tom_clowder@meow.social

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

I like ponies. Ponies are cute.

Almost There...

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

🖤 i eat children 🖤

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Words have been written. Some of them by me. Those are here. Probably.

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." -- Garth Marenghi

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

A Warning to Others

I'm an old sourpuss.

Makes ponies cry