HERP DERP i dont know what to write here.

I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!

*SPOILERS* ;)

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)

I'm pretty sure words go in here somewhere...

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

A full-time jackass.

im a simple otaku turned brony i do art, voices and commentary

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I write like once a year.

This is still up after like ten years wtf

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!

A simple writer/ game designer/ brony/ dragon fan.

Why do I put all the stories I have problems continuing on the site while keeping the ones I literally have spent years typing with a friend to myself? The heck's wrong with me?

Just your standard teenage brony with a love for acting. I also write. Sometimes.

I am a fan of fanfics in any catgory so im hear to comment and read

Ahoy~!