Hello. I enjoy writing a story sometimes and sometimes colorful equines.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~
Everything I say is satire and I cannot be held accountable for anything.
As a woman born with Cerebral Palsy, I'm not just defined by my condition. I write stories about ponies with disabilities because that’s my own experiences.
"If you want to get better at anything, you have to be able to enjoy being bad at it." (PFP by @renawoods.bsky.social)
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.
Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.
Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).
I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.
"There is no feeling quite as thrilling as the feeling of overcoming life's greatest challenges."