THE RANDOM BOX

Here I will post the REALLY random stuff that get's into my mind. Here's one to start:

Once upon a time there was a bowl of meatballs. It dropped the spoon to drop to the ground. The force caused the spoon to die, and the toaster was suicidal, because the spoon had promised marriage. They toaster decided to fly into the local fire pit, which happened to run on gas. The toaster exploded, leaving the whole rap community being like: "YO MAN THAT BLEW UP AND SHIT AND I'M LIKE OH SNAP THAT COULDA HURT MAH STYLE MAN." After the government payed to keep this a secret, as this is an experiment after all. Did you really think toasters could fly? I did for a minute. But then there was this thing called Google, and it tells the truth always. Applejack would be proud of the internet, as there are no lies. At least, that's what Bill Gates wants you to think. He is secretly controlling the omniverse with sattelites that can only be pierced my a morgul blade. The great and powerful Trixie though otherwise, when suddenly and great and powerful Twilight appears. Twilight uses get away safely, and then Percy cuffed away.

Glad I could get that out of my system. :)
I feel a little better.