Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.
I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.
Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!
Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.
A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.
I Write Stuff! Also, read my blog for any updates on chapters/stories!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.
Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).
Anyone who withholds kindness from a friend forsakes the fear of the Almighty. ~ Job 6:14
Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.
Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.
Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.
Reader by day, paramedic by night. Trying a hand at writing from time to time.
Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!
Flip a coin, take a chance, it doesn't really matter. We're all living in a house of cards, just waiting for it all to fall.
I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.
A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!