I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

We don’t call it a comeback.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I live in Colorado

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

The strangest and maddest of myths, are often merely symbols or allegories based upon truth.- H. P. Lovecraft

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

A clopfic author.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Just a writer, writin'.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Just a writer. Nothing more.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Another one bites the dust.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Moved on.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

A fellow traveler...

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

I enjoy writing, and I hope I can entertain you with my stories.

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

My Linktr.ee

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.