I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

Too much to write; too little time

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I write tragedies about pastel ponies. Berry Punch is my spirit animal.