Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

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I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

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Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Moved on.

Your soul shall be mine...

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Love is a verb, not a noun.

space is a waste

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

irresistible

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

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My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

The Tomorrow King.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

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The Surprise is in the Pickle.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

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