Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

very good at writing very bad things

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Secondary account to your first best guess!

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Pinkie Pie is Sexiest Pone.

A life growing in pony's belly is the most lovely thing in the world.

[Remember to write one of those short profile bio things]

Master of all things oatey and the alternate account of a guy who likes to write clop a bit differently than most.

I own and tour with a travelling circus, the cool kind with performing animals and fire breathers. Not those crappy ones with ballet and shit. I also own a pet shop.

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

What a beautiful Sunset.

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Move along, move along.

Just another struggling writer.

Poor by Overflow

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here