Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

Mexican. Polymath. Tourism Degree. Lives in Cancun, and has lived in Toronto, Mexico City and on the road. Likes to give free vacation advice. Unlikely to give you a free vacation.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

The Flavor You Can Perceive

"You think you know me..."

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

For thousands of years I lay dormant. Now I rise for I am THE Lunar Toaster! Enjoy your toast.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Welcome to my little den of sin, hope you enjoy your stay!

I'm doing stuff, Carl. Thiiiiiiiiiiings

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Quickly! Think of a Story!

A young adult with a degree he hates and a wanting for a life at sea.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

Welcome to my content. I like writing stories (which is luckily what the site is for) I write what I want, that's how I roll. WARNING: I attempt to counter my shitty writing by writing lots of stories

What a beautiful Sunset.

Yep.

I am but a humble weaver of words hoping to expand the loom of understanding. What are we but strings in a greater fabric?