"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

Just another teenage wanabee fanfiction writer, though I personally hope to do my best in whatever story I write! Fan of all kinds of art, especially music, books and animation. Chinese and gay.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I write things.

I'm not Welsh.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Being sad can be fun.