Just a squiggly tentacle thing with a severed limb to type with.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

irresistible

space is a waste

I type stories using my hands

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

It's like... a bio... but shorter... and useless...

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

time is a crime

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]