"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Guess whose back?!

Life is an endless nightmare. When you think you've awoken, look closely.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Unicorn Developer

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Who let the dogs out?

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just an aspiring writer. Not really anything special.

*This space currently for rent*

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Edgar Deutschland!!!

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

A star drifting through the cosmos.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Love music, skiing, art, acting, alcohol, philosophy and clearly MLP

Words are coming.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Plain and simple Brony. (Loves Ding Dongs. (The chocolate kind(Not the weiner kind (Unless I'm in a good mood.))))

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

God, I'm so sorry.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I am nothing great, just a pony who enjoys reading great stories and trying my best to tell some myself.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

I read it for the Plot.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

A fellow traveler...

You never know where the green beans are going to land.