This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!
A Canadian brony with too much free time on his hands and too much of an addiction to the internet and video games
>tfw you realise you're a generic white girl
An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works
Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.
Honestly I have no idea what to say here. Chat with me if you want to get to know me. I don't bite. Skype is co.al.fire, Discord C.A.Lovett #0142
The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
I am a cynical idealist. I believe that all humans are capable of great evil, yet simultaneously believe that they are equally capable of great good.
It's a dangerous business, putting words to paper. You write a sentence and, if you don't keep your hoof, there's no telling where you might be swept off to...
Just an author of various fics here. I'll probably update this later...
<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.
I work. I read. I work. I sleep. I work. I party. I work. I have sex. I work. I eat. I work. I lose my mind. I make no effort to find it and probably never will. Bananas.
Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.
Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!