Before the change, I read over 25 million words. Yay me, I guess.
If you care enough to look over here, head over to my user page for a more full and accurate (I guess) bio.
fan of all things weird. professional idiot. self-proclaimed good-vibes bearer.
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I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.
Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.
Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.
I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.
I'm just a common sixteen year old guy with hopes and dream like everybody else, which are becoming a snowboarder, playing the bass, and attaching to my spiritual life as a minister.
Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)
It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.