Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

Operating System In Random Internal Struggle

DeWitt Ent. is bae. Also Rust. Also Dropbear. Actually too many to list.

Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder

I am just a simple guy, creating stories for the fun of it.

I'm just here so I don't get fined

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." -Carl Sagan

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

Unicorn Developer

Fate fell short

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

TO THE SUN!!!! Or something like that. ._.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

Hey I'm Gol D Colt (or Gol for short) And I adore writing stories with massive tasty hoots and gender bent characters.

I fear that nothing I see is real, so I write to make sense of it. I see things that can't exist yet I feel them breathing under my fingers. I will not forget this place nor the friends I've made. MFM

Just your average everyday evil genius, looking to share stories about ponies with the world!

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

Just an amateurish writer. I welcome constructive feedback. Leave some likes and dislikes(with good reason of course). Thanks!

You can't kill whats already dead, that isn't practical! - Ignant

I will follow you all

why?no i believes it pronounced "why not?"