Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I'm asocial. Feel free to message me but please don't be upset if I don't respond. Go easy on me guys.

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I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I do be writing. You do be reading

Just a mediocre writer and yuri fanatic. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/yuri_fanatic

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

space is a waste

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR

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